"What's better than serving up smiles?"

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

(via fake-mermaid)

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

(via toodaloo-motherfuckahs)